Puyo Puyo R/Final Story

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Synopsis
After a fun adventure from everyone, something mysterious happens: Klug's sealed book has strangely disappeared! Everyone needs to find out where this book has gone, before something chaotic happens! Sig and Jennifer's lives are at stake!

Act 1: Iroha Nijiue Vs. Klug
Match type: Select

Jennifer: ...What's going on?

???: Ah... it's so good to see you again...

Jennifer: Not you again... Look, I've told you thousands of times already! I'm already in a relationship! I want nothing to do with you! Go away!

???: You've been so disobedient for far, far too long.

Jennifer: And you've been incessant and horny for just as long! Leave me alone!

???: Oh, I'm VERY aware you aren't willing to marry me... That's why I'm gonna MAKE you want to!

Jennifer: ...No. Not possible.

???: That's what you think. Behold! *The gem on the book starts changing colors*

Jennifer: What... is that?

???: True beauty.

Jennifer: I'm not convin...c...

???: Yes...?

Jennifer: ... *Opens her eyes, which are now dulled in the irises* You're... you're beautiful...

???: Yeees... It worked...!

Jennifer: Forget about that painter girl... You're my one true love, Aya...

Aya: Come here, Jenny... I'll treat you... just... right...

Iroha: That was a fun day! I can't wait to try more Puyo tomorrow!

Klug: IROHA!!!

Iroha: Woah! What's the matter, Klug?

Klug: It's horrible! My book, the one I keep that awful, AWFUL demon in...

Iroha: ...Did you release it again?

Klug: Worse! IT'S GONE!!!

Iroha: WAH!!! That's horrible!!! It could... it could find Sig! Or worse... Jennifer... *Starts to tear up*

Klug: I'm as scared as you are... We need to find it before-

Iroha: HOW COULD YOU JUST LOSE IT RANDOMLY!? HOW DARE YOU!

Klug: Jeez, gimme a break! I just...

Iroha: YOU'RE PUTTING EVERYONE IN DANGER WITH YOUR KLUTZINESS!

Klug: ...

(Puyo battle commences)

If loss: If win:
 * Klug: I don't know what to say...
 * Iroha: Jennifer...

Iroha: ...Okay, I feel better now...

Klug: Good, good. Now, can you help me find that book?

Iroha: Definitely. We'll probably need some help, though!

Klug: Of course. Let's go looking!

Act 2: Iroha Nijiue Vs. Jennifer Skye
Match type: Select

Klug: That book's somewhere near. I can just sense it.

Iroha: There... There's Jennifer! She's okay!

Jennifer: ...Hello.

Iroha: Jennifer! I'm so glad you're oka-

Klug: Wait... OH NO! SHE HAS THE BOOK!!!

Iroha: Jennifer, drop the book at once! It's dangerous!

Aya: ...Break up.

Jennifer: Iroha... I'm done with you.

Iroha: W-W-WHAAAAT!?!?

Klug: Oh no... It's already gotten to her!!!

Iroha: Jennifer, please give me that book! This isn't like you!

Jennifer: No.

Iroha: Then I'll... have to take it... by force...

(Puyo battle commences)

If loss: If win:
 * Jennifer: Begone.
 * Iroha: Jennifer, please...

Klug: That's it, Jennifer! You've lost fair and square, so please drop that book right now.

Jennifer: ...

Iroha: Please...

Aya: It's him. Let me have him...

Jennifer: Why don't you come here and... take it, Klug?

Klug: Yeah, that sounds totally unsuspicious and trustworthy and something I would TOTALLY do!

Jennifer: You've left me no choice...

Klug: EEP! I GOTTA GO!!! *Runs*

Iroha: KLUUUUG!!! COME BACK!!!

Act 3: Iroha Nijiue Vs. Moon Snail
Match type: Big Bang

Klug: *Pant, pant, pant...*

Iroha: WHY DID YOU JUST BAIL LIKE THAT!?

Klug: I knew her tone of voice! She was gonna... gonna... have that possess me!

Iroha: ...You're right... we need help...

Moon Snail: Klug? Iroha?

Iroha: MOON SNAIL! You've gotta help me... *Starts crying* It's his book, and my love, Jennifer... She has... she has the book! And it's hypnotizing her!!!

Moon Snail: Holy... It can do that...!?

Klug: I don't know how! She just... has that book, and it's infecting her mind!

Iroha: It made her... break up with me... *Cries*

Moon Snail: Hey hey hey, don't worry... I can... I can help.

Iroha: *Keeps crying*

Moon Snail: I need to calm her down, don't I?

(Puyo battle commences)

If loss: If win:
 * Moon Snail: ...That just made it worse, didn't it?
 * Iroha: *Sniffle* Thank you...

Iroha: So... you'll, *Sniffle* help me?

Moon Snail: Of course. She's one of my best friends, after all.

Iroha: I can't thank you enough, Moon Snail.

Moon Snail: I'd imagine that book would be a handful to handle. We'll need all the help we can get, most likely.

Klug: You're right. We should split up and find as many people as we can to help us save her! (And maybe Sig... I hope he's not in trouble...)

Moon Snail: Klug, if you could accompany her, that'd be great. I'll go that way and see if I can find anyone.

Klug: Sounds like a plan!

Iroha: Sure... I hope we still have time...

Act 4: Klug Vs. Charlotte
Match type: Select

Charlotte: La la la... What a beautiful day! *Sniffs flower* Ah...

Iroha: Charlotte! We need your help!

Charlotte: Oh, hello, mom! Hey, do you know where my other mom is? I wanted to play Puyo with her!

Klug: That's the problem! She's being brainwashed!!!

Charlotte: Oh, she's busy? That's fine! I can just play with you!

Klug: I'm sorry, but we-

Iroha: Let her!

(Puyo battle commences)

If loss: If win:
 * Charlotte: Yay! Let's play again!
 * Klug: Okay, now for the important part!

Charlotte: That was so fun!!! Thank you, purple friend!

Klug: Uh, no problem.

Iroha: Now, can you help us with our issue?

Charlotte: Of course! Sounds like a fun adventure!!!

Klug: Oh. That was easy. I appreciate her naivity.

Charlotte: Are you tagging along, purple friend?

Klug: Of course I am! This is a serious issue!

Charlotte: YAY!

Act 5: Moon Snail Vs. Moonlight Flower
Match type: Select

[Moonlight Flower is sitting next to a tree, polishing her bell. ]

Moonlight Flower: Hmm... I haven't seen Jennifer in a while. Wonder what she's up to right now...

Moon Snail: Moonlight Flower! I-I-I-I-I-I NEED YOUR HELP!!

Moonlight Flower: Okay, slow down a bit, please. What do you need help... with?

Moon Snail: It's It's It's It's about Jennifer! She... She...

Moonlight Flower: Yeeees? She what?

Moon Snail: She... She... SHE HAS AYA'S BOOK!

Moonlight Flower: She has WHAT!?

Moon Snail: It's b-b-b-b-brainwashing her, too! IT'S BRAINWASHING HER!

Moonlight Flower: P-please, calm down...

Moon Snail: THREE OF MY FRIENDS ARE IN DANGER BECAUSE OF THIS BOOK!

Moonlight Flower: Please calm down!

Moon Snail: NO I WILL N O T CALM DOWN! THEY'RE IN DANGER!

Moonlight Flower: I have to calm you down myself...

(Puyo battle commences)

If loss: If win:
 * Moon Snail: I can't be calm with what's at stake!
 * Moonlight Flower: Are you okay now?

Moon Snail: Ugh... Sorry for that freak out...

Moonlight Flower: It's okay.

Moon Snail: It's just... things haven't been this at stake since the Phantom incident... I can't really handle it.

Moonlight Flower: I understand. I'm worried for Jennifer too... I'll gladly help you out.

Moon Snail: Th... Thank you...

Act 6: Jennifer Skye Vs. Sig
Match type: Fever

Jennifer: Aya...

Aya: Yes, Jenny?

Jennifer: I know the answer might be obvious, but...

Aya: Yeeeees?

Jennifer: ...Do you... truly love me?

Aya: Of course, my dearest Jenn-Jenn. You mean the world to me. I have so much more love for you than that foolish painter EVER will.

Jennifer: Thank goodness... I truly love you too!

[Jennifer starts hugging the book as Aya's spirit emits from it and hugs her cheek. She starts purring. Suddenly, Sig walks into scene.]

Sig: Jennifer? Why are you... hugging that book?

Jennifer: *Gasp* Sig! You... You saw nothing!

Aya: ...Fight him.

Jennifer: I'm gonna battle you!

Sig: ...Alright?

(Puyo battle commences)

If loss: If win:
 * Sig: You're acting weird, Jennifer.
 * Jennifer: Aya, I have good news!

Jennifer: You were an easy target- err, battle!

Sig: Jennifer... you're worrying me.

Aya: There are vines nearby. Grab them and tie him up.

Jennifer: Sure thing!

Sig: Who are you talking to...?

[Jennifer grabs some nearby vines and approaches Sig]

Sig: J-Jennifer, st-stop!

[Sig starts running away, but Jennifer tackles him and ties him up in vines.]

Jennifer: Aya... I have him. Would you love to be reunited? To become your true self? My sweet red rose?

Aya: Not quite yet... Keep a hold of him... I wanna save him as... the ultimate wedding gift.

Jennifer: W-wedding? We're getting married?

Aya: Of course, my princess...

Jennifer: My goodness, Aya... This day could not possibly get better for the both of us, could it?

Aya: Trust me... it will be even better, lovely...

Jennifer: I should reunite you with that book weasel, then we can dress wonderfully for the occasion...

Act 7: Moon Snail & Ocean Prince Vs. Rift & Satan
Match type: Active

Moon Snail: I hope they're safe... God, I'm panicking again...

Moonlight Flower: I promise that we can save them.

Moon Snail: I'm thankful for your reassurance, but... I'm just... I always expect the worst to happen... Ooooh god...

Ocean Prince: Oh, it's Moon Snail! It's a relief to see you again!

Moon Snail: Oh, Salde! A friendly face like yours is just what I needed to see today.

Ocean Prince: Was about to say the exact same thing! There's... a bit of a ruckus going on back there.

Moon Snail: A... ruckus?

[Ocean Prince leads Moon Snail to Rift and Satan, who are yelling at each other.]

Satan: Tell me, Rift? Is there a reason for your mindless destruction!? What are you earning for yourself by just destroying entire universes!? You get NOTHING!

Rift: Shut it! I don't take criticism from a SIMP! A PERVERT!

Satan: Excuse me!?

Rift: You've spent SO LONG trying to win over that redhead who has stated MANY TIMES that she does not return the feeling. You're desperate! You're foolish! Why would I EVER take anything from you!?

Satan: But... *Cries* You... don't know me!

Rift: Oh, I know you very well. How else would I have known about your love for Arle?

Moon Snail: Uh...

Rift: Oh god, not you again!

Satan: Aren't you that one who pushed me away from Arly not to long ago!?

Rift: You know this little brat too?

Satan: Hmph! Of course I do!

Rift: Say... Let's drop this grudge and show him who our REAL enemy is!

Satan: I like the way you think!

Ocean Prince: You... really angered those two, haven't you?

Moon Snail: Yeah...!

Ocean Prince: I'll cover you!

(Puyo battle commences)

If loss: If win:
 * Rift: You are insignificant.
 * Moon Snail: Okay, you can, uh, go back to feuding now, I guess.

Rift: I can't believe we got so utterly thrashed... This is all your fault, Satan.

Satan: Excuse me!? You didn't do that much anyway!

Rift: I did more than you ever could.

Moon Snail: I think you both played stupidly.

Rift: Nobody cares what you think!

Moon Snail: Okay, whatever. So, I think the world is in danger, so could you help us?

Satan: The world? In trouble!? I'll never achieve my goals if it ends! I will join you on your saving of the world! ...Just this once.

Rift: Hmph. Just makes my job easier. I refuse to play your game!

Moon Snail: That so? ...Okay. CLOSE COMBAT!!

Rift: *EXTERNAL SCREAMING*

[Moon Snail knocks Rift out with Close Combat.]

Ocean Prince: Woah...

Moon Snail: Whatever works. *Starts dragging Rift behind him*

Moonlight Flower: What the...???

Act 8: Jennifer Skye Vs. Klug
Match type: Select

Jennifer: My sweet prince, I have done it. I have gained all of the objects needed for the unsealing. The sun bookmark. The star lantern. The Moon Stone. Once we find Klug, we can finally start the wedding...

Aya: Perfect...

Sig: ...

Aya: (Wait, she purred earlier... Does that mean... I can make her meow!)

Jennifer: Yes, Aya?

Aya: Meow for me...

Jennifer: *Meow*

Aya: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Klug: What the heck was that!?

Sig: Klug! Help me!

Klug: Sig!? What happened!? Who trapped you in that cage!?

Jennifer: Ah... it's you again, Klug... Just in time.

Klug: Jennifer! Drop that book! NOW!

Jennifer: Absolutely not. The unsealing is almost complete. Soon, you will be their vessel.

Klug: Not if a Puyo battle has anything to say about it!

Jennifer: ...You challenging me?

(Puyo battle commences)

If loss: If win:
 * Klug: Wake up, Jennifer!
 * Jennifer: Oh, Aya... Your vessel is ready.

Klug: No no no no no NO NO! This can't be happening!

Jennifer: This is what happens when you underestimate us. Now stay still. Any flailing will just make this painful for the both of you.

[Jennifer releases Aya, who proceeds to take over Klug.]

Strange Klug: Ah, this feels excellent... Don't I just look handsome, Jenny~?

Jennifer: Oh, Aya, you're perfect...

Sig: *Whimper*

Strange Klug: Now it's time to prepare the wedding ceremony. I'll need to conjure the perfect stuff for this to happen, and it will take place in... Suzuran. Yes. Many people from all the districts will see this beautiful event!

Jennifer: It will be wonderful...

[Jennifer and Strange Klug leave the scene, bringing Sig with them. Ecolo enters the scene.]

Ecolo: Hmm... Something seems INCREDIBLY off about those two! I better tell everyone about this!

Act 9: Jennifer Skye Vs. Strange Klug
Match type: Big Bang

Iroha: I think that's good enough. We've got a lot of allies on our side, and one... unconscious gryphon...

Moonlight Flower: Now all we need to do is find and save Jennifer!

Moon Snail: It won't be easy, though. Now that Klug's... gone... who knows where they could be?

Ecolo: Why heeeeeeeeello there my friends!

Moon Snail: Oh god not you again!

Ecolo: No worries! I come in peace! This time!

Iroha: What is it that you want?

Ecolo: I think I have pinpointed the location of Jennifer and that weird red guy!

Moon Snail: Well? Where?

Ecolo: They're in the smack-dab middle of Suzuran!

Satan: Oh, that's not too far away.

Ecolo: And... they're having a wedding.

Iroha: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?

Ocean Prince: No! That's not right!

Moon Snail: We need to get there and crash the wedding as ASAP as possible!

Iroha: We won't have enough time, will we!?

Ecolo: No worries! I can get you all there in lickity-split!

Moon Snail: I don't know if I can trust you...

Moonlight Flower: But we have to take whatever we can get!

[Meanwhile...]

Strange Klug: And... everything is finished. We can have our wedding ceremony soon...

Jennifer: It's beautiful... I'm so thankful for all you've done for me... and this magnificent necklace!

Strange Klug: *Smirks*

Sig: He's... actually going to succeed... *Sniffle* And I won't have much time left... *Tears up* Oh, my wonderful bug friends, please, run as fast as you can! To safety... *Starts crying*

Jennifer: Now... Before we do this, why not have a little puyo battle... just for fun?

Strange Klug: Oh, I would love to, my darling. Let's...

Jennifer: Puyo battle!

(Puyo battle commences)

If loss: If win:
 * Strange Klug: It's almost time...
 * Jennifer: That was the most fun I've had in a long, long time!

Jennifer: I'm so excited... it's finally happening!

Strange Klug: This is the perfect moment... We're so finely dressed, it could make a skeleton cry tears of joy...

Jennifer: Oh, absolutely! Your suit is so, incredibly handsome. And of course, I'd love to see what you will look like in your truest form! *Pokes Sig while he continues to cry*

Strange Klug: Oh, I can hear the commotion outside. Our invitations are here at last!

Jennifer: Perfect. Sig, would you like to serve as his best man?

Sig: *Whimper*

Act 10 (Grand Finale): Iroha Nijiue & A character of your choice Vs. Strange Klug & Jennifer Skye
Match type: Big Bang

(Note: Character choice cannot be Klug, Strange Klug, or Jennifer Skye.)

Ecolo: See? I told you we'd be here in an instant!

Moon Snail: Sig!

Sig: G-guys?

Moon Snail: I was worried that you were gone for good!

Sig: And I was worried that you guys wouldn't be able to come...

Moonlight Flower: This blue guy told us where you and Jennifer were.

Sig: That's... nice. Can... can someone please free me?

Moon Snail: Of course.

[Moon Snail turns into a Zangoose and claws through the cage, breaking open an exit for Sig.]

Sig: Thank goodness...

Iroha: Now, there's one thing left to do! We gotta save Jennifer and seal Aya once more!

Moonlight Flower: Let's do this!

[Meanwhile, the wedding is commencing.]

Feli: Tonight, I, Feli, am uniting you two, Jennifer, and Aya... to be united in holy matrimony. And now, I ask... do you two have any wedding vows?

Strange Klug: (This is it... the ultimate moment...)

Jennifer: Firstly...

Iroha: STOP RIGHT THERE!

[Jennifer, Strange Klug, and Feli all gasp as the other characters enter the scene.]

Iroha: We cannot allow this wedding to continue any further!

Moonlight Flower: This holy wedding... is actually unholy!

Feli: What!?

Ocean Prince: This whole relationship is only working on Aya's side! He has brainwashed that fair maiden to do his bidding! In this case, it is to be his bride!

Feli: ...No way...

Jennifer: Shut up! We've spent so long setting this up, and I won't let you just crush it at this very moment!

Charlotte: Mom! Can we play Puyo now?

Strange Klug: You've got a lot of nerve to just go out and ruin the moment. And look, you even freed my other half. But this isn't going to stop anything. We will stop you this once, and nothing can stop us from tying the knot!

Rift: *Wakes up* Huh? Where the hell am I!? What the hell just happened!? Whatever's happening, I will not stand up for any humiliation!

Iroha: The whole world's against you at this very moment, Aya. And I will lead the way!

Strange Klug: In this case... then battle me! Battle me and Jennifer in the Big Bang battle to end ALL Big Bang battles! So bring one of your allies here at once, and show me just how united this world is against me!

Iroha: Very well. Which one of you will stand up for me?

(Puyo battle commences)

[Maybe I'll add some special responses based on chosen character later.]

If loss: If win:
 * Strange Klug: There's no stopping us now...
 * Iroha: We... We did it!!!

Iroha: That's it! We won! Now let go of Jennifer this once, you fiend!

Strange Klug: Hhmph, you think one Puyo battle warrants me to forfeit all my plans? Well, I'm still going to continue this wedding, and nobody will stop me!

Iroha: What if I do this? *Pulls Jennifer's necklace off*

Jennifer: Hey! Give that back!

[Iroha swiftly destroys it]

Jennifer: No...!

[Jennifer's brainwashing wears off]

Jennifer: ...What's going on??? Why am I in this gross dress???

Strange Klug: Jenny! Ignore her!

Jennifer: ...You.

Strange Klug: Iroha... What have you done!?!?

Iroha: Freed her from you!

Jennifer: ...

[Jennifer proceeds to punch Strange Klug so hard that Aya is released from him, turning him back into regular Klug.]

Klug: Ugh... That wasn't fun!

Aya: No! Wait-

Iroha: Book them!

[Sig digs up the Record of Sealing from underneath a table.]

Aya: Don't do anything with that!

[Sig throws the book, and the three items of the ritual, at Aya, sealing them back into the book]

Aya: THIS ISN'T THE LAST OF ME! I'LL BE BAaaaa...

Jennifer: Fuck you.

Klug: Sig! You're safe! I was so, so worried about you!

Sig: Klug...

Iroha: I'm so glad we're safe after all of that!

Jennifer: Group hug!!

[Jennifer, Iroha, Sig, and Klug all join and hug each other tightly.]

Iroha: I'm so glad to have you back, Jenn...

Jennifer: I deeply apologize for... everything...

Klug: Ah, don't worry about it! It wasn't REALLY your fault after all!

Sig: Mhm.

Klug: Now... I'm tired of this stupid book. What should we do with it?

Jennifer: Simple. We burn it. Nobody will ever have to worry about it again!

Sig: Are we sure that won't just release them again?

Jennifer: Well...

Iroha: I say we throw it in the ocean! Far, FAR into the ocean!

Klug: I say we fold the pages! And we crease them! And we... we... We leave it in the sun so it gets sun bleached!

Sig: Why don't we just... lock it away? Deep in some abandoned cellar or a lockbox nobody will ever think to look? Just let it be stuck. Forever.

Iroha: Now we're talking! Keep that beast double-trapped! And maybe seal away the three items similarly! ...Not in the same box, of course.

Klug: Welp! What are we waiting for? Let's lock this thing away!

[The four depart to find somewhere to lock the book away in. This starts playing as the credits roll. Slowly, every other character (Besides Strange Klug obviously) join them in the walk. Eventually, they find an empty chest near the ocean.]

Sig: Welp, looks like this is the best opportunity we will get.

Iroha: Definitely! This also helps for my idea, too! We can lock it in there AND toss it in the ocean!

Klug: Darn shame there's no treasure in there, though!

Jennifer: So... any last things to say to Aya before they go for good?

Sig: Sorry, dude. This wouldn't have happened if you were a little cooler about the separation. We could've easily co-existed, but you were a bit too aggressive. Seeya.

Iroha: I hope we never see you again, jerk!

Klug: If you ever escape this, which I heavily doubt, find some other body to take over! Why does it have to be me EVERY! SINGLE! TIME!?!?

Jennifer: Good words, you three. Now... *Places the book in the chest and locks it* Goodbye, and good riddance. Ready?

Iroha: Ready!

[The four push the chest into the ocean. It promptly sinks to the ocean floor. The last shot is of the chest, with Aya sadly emitting from it, with the text "The End" over it.]

Trivia

 * This is the only story in Puyo Puyo R to have more than 8 acts. Instead, it has 10.
 * For this story only, Jennifer uses a different spell set, identical to Strange Klug's.