JWU OCs but They're Vines

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Soren: I am disgusted, I am revolted. I dedicate my entire life fighting the virus, and THIS IS THE THANKS I GET!?

Willow: Damien, we did it! You're gonna be a father!

Damien: Willow, I'm reading Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, What do you want?

Sapharise: To heck with diabetes! I'm eating chocolate cake! And drinking beer!

Cal: *Typing on keyboard* So Cal is confusion... why is this one Kansas, but this one isn't Ar-Kansas!? AMERICA EXPLAIN! WHAT DO YOU MEAN OF ARKANSAS?

Dennis: *Pours life cereal, lemons fall out* Well, when life gives you lemons!

Kevin: Hey, how much money do you have?

Soren: 69¢.

Kevin: You know what that means!

Soren: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets :(

Soren: *Is fighting a virus beast with the noobs*

Sparkz: *Clapping from a distance* THATS MY SISTER!!!!!

Regenbogen: Hey guys, Regenbogen here, I'm 10, and I'm gonna go staking with my friends I can't wait to do a kickflip :)

Cedarsoul: *Falls into a wheelchair* I have crippling depression.

Soren: *To Willow* I'm telling you mom, I'm a thug, a rebellious child. *Puts on some shades* My life be like oh ah! *Hits hand on a sign post* Ow!!!!!

Beatriz, Xeri and Willow: *Have Damien's kids*

Damien: Y'all ugly! *Disappears into smoke*

Baron: *To Custard* Ohmygodohmygodohmygod, what are you wearing!?

Custard: *Wearing One Direction merch* Gucci.

Zen: Three, four, five, six, seven— *Soren falls over* SOREN!!!!

Mem: Get it together, honey, we have more virus beasts to fight this week!

Willow: Damien, I want a divorce.

Damien: Divorce…? *Laughs*

Zeena: *Flies in their spaceship as explosions are in the background, Mr. Sandman plays.*

Zoron: I do love working here, we have a lot of laughs. *To Lela* FUCK OF, LELA! I'M NOT GOING TO YOUR FUCKING BABY SHOWER.

Sonus: Can you pass my water?

Token: Hep, *Kicks water* HA! *Water hits a nearby table*

Sonus: Why!?

Sonus: Do you have any ice?

Florence: No, I just have freezable fruit shapes.

Sonus: Why?

Florence: Because.

Zoron: I'M MAKING COPIES, MOVE, I'M GAY. *In another room* In the Benevolent Alliance, being gay has its perks.

Nikki: *Giggles and falls onto the cough* Lola!